I sure feel much safer knowing they got that cookie-cutting, pie-baking Martha Stewart off the streets! I'll bet commuters in New York feel the same way when they are approached by criminal gangs in the subways and city streets.
You have to hand it to those prosecutors, who have our best interests and safety in mind. When they fail to get a conviction for murder, as in the O.J. Simpson case, they diligently and tenaciously seek a conviction for ruthless pie-bakers who terrorize the kitchen. Good work!
ROBERT MORROW
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