He did it! Success at last! He’s made American great again. Thank you, President Donald Trump, for the following accomplishments:
• You destroyed the Republican Party
• You lost the House of Representatives
• You lost the Senate
• You put the hypocrisy of the far-right evangelicals in the spotlight
• You drew attention to the conspiracy-promoting insanity of QAnon and exposed their tinfoil-covered heads
• You encouraged the Proud Boys, neo-Nazis, the KKK and Boogaloo Boys to march down the street in full view, promoting their various brands of hate and ignorance, thereby allowing truly honorable Americans of all racial, political and religious beliefs to recognize them as the misfits and losers they absolutely are.
And with your crowing achievement of being soundly defeated in your bid for reelection, you have made your greatest contribution to the idea of “Make America Great Again.”
Thank you.